A BIZARRE CRICKETING MONTH
- By Piloo Reporter
The strangest of things have happened on a cricket
field, like a batsman being bowled by dragging a
wide ball onto his stumps, or a catch being taken
off the bottom-edge of the bat, that too after the
ball bounces off the batman's boot. Madanlal, the
former Indian all-rounder, was once bowled by
English seamer Mike Hendrick in a Test in 1974. Now
what is so weird about that, you might ask. But
what if I tell you that the leg and off-stumps were
flattened, while the middle stump remained
standing!
The month of November 2005 was marked by three
incidents on the cricket field, all of whom
possessed a touch of the unusual.
Inzamam-ul-Haq -
let down by umpires
Several fast bowlers of yesteryear did not hesitate
to swear at the batsman if they were hit to the
boundary, or over it. But not all quickies of the
modern era endorse this approach. Brett Lee, Shoaib
Akhtar and a few others are aggressive by nature,
but there are times when they have applauded and
even smiled at the batsman after getting whacked.
However, there is one current cricketer who is a
devout believer of the 'glare and swear' method. He
is Andre Nel, who usually bowls first-change for
South Africa after Shaun Pollock and Makhaya Ntini.
Not only does he let his feelings be known, but he
also makes faces at his opponent.
It was heartening to watch Gautam Gambhir reply to
Nel's hot words in kind and with the bat during the
Bangalore one-dayer between the two teams. However,
one got the impression that the umpires were
pacifying Gambhir, when they should have first
pulled up Nel for his deplorable behaviour. The
least Graeme Smith could have done is speak to his
offending bowler and tell him to concentrate on the
game. Aggression is generated internally, but an
individual should learn to control it externally.
While the India-South Africa series was taking
place, two peculiar incidents took place on the
other side of the Radcliffe Line.
A cylinder-burst on the edge of the boundary at
Faisalabad, venue of the second Test between
Pakistan and England, jolted just about everyone
present at the ground. Even as the security guards
were restoring sanity and the umpires and players
waiting for play to resume, TV viewers were stunned
to see Shahid Afridi stand on the good-length spot
at one end of the pitch, glance at the pavilion,
and then dig his spiked boot into the ground. His
intention of scuffing up the pitch and creating
spots for the bowlers operating from the other end
was ridiculously obvious. It was nothing short of
daylight robbery. Unfortunately for him, the
cameras caught him in the act, and the ICC match
referee banned him for one Test and two ODIs.
Afridi's attempt at 'tap-dancing' came on the heels
of another bizarre incident on the same day.
Inzamam was declared run-out in curious fashion. He
drove the ball straight back to the bowler Steve
Harmison, who picked up the ball and hurled it
towards the stumps at Inzy's end, in what looked
like a vain attempt to run the batsman out. Fearing
injury, Inzy took evasive action and moved away
from the path of the ball. The stumps were broken
and an appeal made. The square-leg umpire consulted
the 'third eye' and Inzamam was given out!
The field umpires had clearly ignored Law 38.2,
which states that a batsman cannot be declared
run-out if he has made his ground, and left it
subsequently only to avoid injury. The umpires
simply passed the buck to Nadeem Ghauri, the third
umpire, who pressed the 'red' button. Many people
were wondering whether the third umpire had the
power to take a decision on the matter. In a way,
he did.
According to the standard playing conditions of the
ICC, the third umpire, whenever consulted on a
doubtful catch, has got the liberty to point out to
the field umpire that although the catch was valid,
the ball had not touched the bat or the glove and
hence, the batsman was not out. Ghauri could have
done something similar, but he didn't. Thus poor
Inzamam fell to not one, but three umpiring errors.
- By Piloo Reporter